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Zdeno Chara’s ‘banned’ Commercial

15 March, 2014 (09:17) | HOCKEY TALK | By: Nick

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Last week, Warrior debuted an ad for their new Dynasty hockey stick, starring Zdeno Chara. In the ad, Chara, using the slick new hockey stick, blasts a snapshot at a goalie so hard that it causes an atomic explosion. That is the censored version of the commerical you will see on TV.

In the original version of the ad, which was banned by the NHL, Chara’s snapshot not only produces an explosion — IT SLICES THE GOALIE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF HIS BODY. Let this be a lesson to goalies everywhere: Zdeno Chara will end you, and then ruthlessly celebrate your demise. You have to love the schink sound the puck makes as it cuts clean through the goalie’s brain like a samurai sword. Clearly more evidence that Chara really is a headhunter (remember the hit on Pacioretty).

BTW… at the end of the ad, you see divisional rival Jimmy Howard saying “That mother****** is crazy.” Nice touch!

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