E1 of “THE INFORMANTS”
I sat down with Mr Louis Cortina himself recently and here is what he had to say. 
Q1. What are your thoughts on the Canadiens successful 1st month capturing 17 points out of a possible 20?
A- ok, let’s face it, it’s all about the Price…ever since his dis-association with the Club, and jumped over to Costco, with performance and lots of luck, the Habs have been successful. You gotta call a clover a clover.
Q2. Have Tangauy, Lang and Laraque met your expectations thus far this season?
A- is this our new accounting firm, that will monitor & tabulate the final results, given the fact we are too busy coaching and managing our teams.
Q3. There is an article in cyberspace in which confirms that Alex Kovalev is actually Jewish. Is this fact or fiction?
A- Well, have you recently taken a good look at the size of his nose…he could very well be Jewish, Covalenski, or maybe Italian, Covalera…………
Q4. 1 month into the season who are your surprises/disappointments so far?
A- The big surprise thus far was the realization of our new hockey website….a 2 year wait. The disappoints of course, the economic decline along with the fall of our Canadian dollar.
Q5. What adjustment will New Jersey make given the loss of Brodeur for the next 3 to 4 months?
A- Let me tell you this, Amarillo better get on the telephonie, plenty of goalies out there,, if you build it, they will come. And Steve, you have more magic than Cinderella and her plastic Prince…ah , suck on a hairy nipple.
Q6. There is much talk around the league about the lack of goals during hockey games…your views on this?
A- Did anyone bother to ask the goalies…….these guys are doing the job they are paid to do….now there’s talk about making the nets bigger and goalie equipment smaller…well this will bring a new meaning to the term < a 2 goalie system > and I’m not talking back-up.
That’s all for this week but stay tuned to another Episode of “THE INFORMANTS”