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13 May, 2012 (17:15) | HOCKEY TALK | By: Nick

 

Starting next month, filming will start on the pilot of a reality TV show that revolves around a Bikini Hockey League. The first sign that the Bikini Hockey League is going to offer excellent competition and players with extraordinary skill is that it’s being created for a reality television program in which all the girls live in a mansion. The second sign is on the league’s casting call page, which literally makes no mention that the ability to play hockey is an necessity for applicants.

Everyone knows what’s up with the Bikini Hockey League, in which sexy beauties will form two teams of inline hockey in Tulsa (Oklahoma), while frolicking together for the cameras. Cary Eskridge is the founder and expansion to a full-blown league with franchises in other cities is in the talking stages. For now, Eskridge is scouting for a mansion to house the players in during tryouts, a la “The Bachelor”.

Eskridge is an interesting fellow, who does have a unique hockey background: He founded the River West Inline Hockey League back in 2007, which was an attempt to get Tulsans into hockey by teaching them the game. Why Oklahoma?

“You just have to look at other major sports that have come to Tulsa,” said Eskridge. “One of Tulsa’s biggest events on a national scale is the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals held every year at the QuikTrip Center. Many thought it would never work when it started more than 25 years ago and now Tulsa is one of the biggest reasons that event works here.”

Eskridge has spent a lifetime promoting hockey in the Tulsa area and knows this market. Tulsa’s central location will reduce travel time and more importantly reduce production costs that would be enormous in major markets. Professional hockey has been played in Tulsa since 1928 and is a big part of Tulsa’s sports history. Eskridge is ready for Tulsa to take the next step.

As for the Bikini Hockey League, it’s not going to be a gaggle of model/actresses. Some players already booked for the show have hockey backgrounds. Fox Sports mentioned Ashley Van Boxmeer, a bikini fitness competitor; if the name sounds familiar, that’s because her father is John Van Boxmeer, Stanley Cup winner with the Montreal Canadiens and assistant coach with the Los Angeles Kings.

Van Boxmeer said she’s been approached several times about playing lingerie football but it never interested her. Then a friend told her about bikini hockey. “Hockey will perk my ears up a little bit more than normal,” Van Boxmeer said. “I’ve always wanted to play and my dad never let me.” Now she has a chance to play hockey and potentially become a reality TV star, in a society where telegenic women only get a chance to do the latter.

Forget about HBO’s 24/7…. let’s watch the Bikini Hockey League reality show!!!!

ROAST ANYONE???

10 April, 2012 (14:19) | HOCKEY TALK | By: Giacomo

Blue beach Towel: $10

Bathing suit: $25

Dominican cigar: $30

Claudio roasting under a Miami sun while smoking and sleeping at the same time: Priceless

 

 

 

And the winner is…… “DARTH MALANDRUCCOLO”

8 April, 2012 (07:50) | HOCKEY TALK | By: Giacomo

Week 18 email from Steve to everyone read as follows (I guess he was right):

nice job on the malocchio Nick.
Thought I’d return the favour.
Gentlemen it’s over. Nick has won this year’s edition of the franchise boys hockey pool. first place is a lock and the rest of us are jockeying for the crumbs.
congratulations Nick on a masterful job. Your skills as a GM are unrivalled and your mastery of the intricacies of the pool are undisputed.
The rest of us can only watch in amazement and suck.
Cheers…Steve
PS if you see a Greek grandmother walking around your hose at 3 AM wearing a garlic necklace and spraying chicken blood on your front door, just ignore her.