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Habs Fan Disgusts Humanity
Weber fan stashes nachos under urinal!
Inside an NHL arena, hockey fans have limited time between periods to accomplish a variety of tasks…. saying hello to friends, buying memorabilia, having a smoke. But usually, the focus is on two specific tasks: The acquisition of food and beverage, and the eventual expelling of them.
One Montreal Canadiens fan – in a spiffy new Shea Weber jersey – decided to multi-task at a recent game and stashed his soda and nachos under a urinal he was peeing in.
Forgetting for a moment that most people barely want their shoes near the floor under an arena urinal, let alone their food, at least the soda has a cover. The nachos … do not.
This is disgusting. Everyone knows that sugary cola urine goes best with popcorn instead … geez!
Anyway, let’s congratulate this man – who is quite obviously that guy who will take a lollipop out of his mouth, stick it on a cafeteria table, and then eat it again after lunch – for once and for all proving that arena bathrooms need a ton more shelf space.
USE YOUR DAMN OTHER HAND TO HOLD THE NACHOS YOU MONSTER.